Sunday, January 13, 2008

Goodbye Early Bird!

Thank goodness the early bird menu is over! hallelujah!!!! Tonight was our last night operating as the old grill and come next weekend we will unveil the new joint. Everything thankfully is ala carte and our chances of upselling and making more money will be greater. Dragon Breath has been demoted from manager to sommelier. Hopefully someone clues him into brushing his teeth or gargling with a gallon of mouthwash. Our clientele will probably be more varied than just the usual cantankerous old people that are cheap and take five hundred years to order. Hopefully we can get a more younger hipper crowd if there is such a thing in Vero Beach. I'll even welcome the idiotic trust fund babies. Surely, they'll have more of a clue on tipping do's and don'ts. I'm feeling hopeful believe it or not!
BitchyWaitress

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